Why am I so attractive?
Why do I get so many anonymous messages a day?
I’m bored, lets chit chat? Any Marilyn Monroe obsessed people out there?
i’m eating but i wish i was getting eaten* u feel me
*disclaimer: this is a sexual post, i do not condone cannibalism
By all means.
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.